Here is a grammatically corrected version of what they say. Dr. Taylor is an Associate Professor in the Electrical Engineering and Computer Science Department at the Milwaukee School of Engineering where he is currently enjoying his 44th trip around the sun.
He consumed four tons of cow's milk and counted to 125,000 by ones all before turning twenty-six. Dr. Taylor was not homecoming king in high school or college, and he did not graduate at the top of his high school class; however, his social security number has only three prime factors. He does not recall being involved in any political movements in the 1960's and has never been in a rock band, but he has held hands with an orangutan.
Dr. Taylor has not been convicted of grand theft auto in the last six years and has never been convicted of a violent crime. He has moved over twenty times, living in four countries and three states, but contends that he is not running from anything or anyone. He has ridden more elephants than horses and hopes to one day swim across the Arctic Ocean.